African American Poems [By a white man]
March 24, 2009
1
Woman from Alabam’
I once known a woman from Alabam’
Who would kiss with a slam and a bang!
And-all I could smell, when we made love,
so well,
Was cabbage, snuff and chicken-wings.
#1196 2/10/06
2
The He-bee
The He-bee
Said to the she-bee
“Stand still a while,
I’m going to make you smile;
Give you some honey~!”
#1195 2/10/06
3
The Nut in the Rut
Here’s to you ‘Nut!’
Who’s stuck [...]
Don Cornelius sentenced to probation
March 20, 2009
72 year old Don Cornelius is sentenced to three years’ probation after pleading no contest to one count of corporeal injury resulting in traumatic condition of a spouse stemming from his October arrest.
[ entire story here ]
Michael Jackson’s creepy poem
March 11, 2009
We all love Michael’s old music and we’ve secretly danced and moonwalk to his beats, but damm…the dude is creepy and sick. Read this poem this idiot had imprinted on a tombstone like rock and judge for yourself. For an alleged child molester, you would think he knows better.
Children of the world, we’ll do it
We’ll [...]
CNN Breaks the News to D.L. Hughley
March 6, 2009
CNN finally “BREAKS THE NEWS” to D.L. Hughley after declining ratings and tons of hate emails from bloggers around the web.
Still today no-one could fully understand what CNN purpose was for hiring Hughley in this highly visible spot right before the election of President Obama. Bloggers were rounded including our readers and directed to send [...]
Chris Brown is a punk
March 6, 2009
Lucky for Chris Brown that Rihanna doesn’t have a brother, then again they probably would have bought him off also just like they’re shutting up Rihanna.
For all you young ladies out there that actually think that it’s ok to get a beat down from your man, your 19 year old or any other man, think again, [...]
Video of Chris Brown in court charge with 2 felonies
March 6, 2009
Fabolous busted with 500 pounds of marijuana
February 24, 2009
Fabolous wasn’t in the bus containing this load, but it was his bus and no-one in the bus seemed to remember the name of the rapper they were heading to pick up. The bus was heading to Boston after the All-Star weekend festivities.
Police claimed that they initially stopped the bus for driving on the shoulder [...]
Jermaine Dupri launches Watch collection
February 23, 2009
Not sure what to call these watches, but they are oooougly. Well, to me at least. Dupri have been working with designers non-stop to design these watches.
I can’t wait to see anyone out and about wearing these monstrosities. The watches will range from $120 to $290.
Madea Goes to Jail is number 1 at the box office
February 23, 2009
Tyler Perry’s movie Madea Goes to Jail made over $40,000,000.00 last weekend. It was Perry’s highest showing since Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
If you haven’t seen this movie, I highly recommend it. The entire theater laugh throughout the movie.
[ see the extended trailer here ]
John Legend’s open letter to the New York Post
February 20, 2009
More entertainers should stand up and boycott the New York Post. They should refused any more interviews until they print a legitimate retraction and apology to our President and all African-Americans. John Legend was deeply affected by the racist cartoon and decided to write an open letter to these dum-asses.
Dear Editor:
I’m trying to understand what [...]
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